What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the best time for conception?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?